I wonder what it looks like when two sets of vampire teeth go through the x-ray machine at the airport. I should’ve asked. The guy saw them several times. I was...

It’s amazing what can happen when you cut the silence. Right now, I am sitting on an eerily quiet plane with hundreds of people contorted into economy seats just hoping for...

I will admit it. My thoughts aren’t super noble. I heart burritos. I wish I hadn’t heard that cow-tipping inflicts pain on cows, because I want to try it so badly...